Issued USGI OCP Hydration Carrier

If you're too much of a coward to stunt on 'em in UCP, OCP is the next best option for all you valor thieves. 

Great for airsoft, hiking, or LARP, use this as your Camelback bag at your local 5K. Paired with a despondent stare and jaded worldview, it might be enough to trick a woman into thinking your maladapted behavior is a justified trauma response.