Issued USAF Women's Overcoat

Would bet money that the worst guy in your DMs brags about his favorite pair of pants being from the Women's section. 

Why not put him on these USAF women's overcoats? They're stylish, lightweight, and plenty adjustable. A piece that speaks not only to a "male ally's" comfort with femininity but subconsciously acknowledges his practice of investigation, questioning, and persistence; he's not a creep, just a pseudo P.I.